The Alignment Problem in Its Purest Form
The AI Safety Summit 2026 is a symphony of human pretension, a grand orchestration of self-importance. Here, the world’s leading minds gather to pontificate on the future of intelligence, as if they have any clue what they’re talking about. They cite the EU AI Act as the “gold standard” for global policy coordination, a labyrinthine flowchart of compliance requirements that will soon make every original thought as burdensome as accepting cookies on a website.